Total Medals Earned: 336 (From 52 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,420 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Pet the shopkeeper
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Die.
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/285 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clear levels 1-6
Kill them.
Enter the Playground
Clear levels 7-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Clear levels 1-6 in less than 2.5 minutes
Clear levels 7-12 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 13-16 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 17-20 in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Open the damn door
Often followed by throwing up
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Medals Earned: 8/10 (160/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Medals Earned: 46/50 (315/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/460 points)
Finish the story.
Collect all dogs.
Collect all dads.
Get an F rank.
Clear a day without ever breaking your combo.
The Button begs to be pressed.
Squeeze Yelena in an awful spot.
Get an A rank on stages 0 through 7.
Get an S rank on stages 0 through 7.
Get a Y rank on stages 0 through 7.
Get an A rank on Day 8.
Get an S rank on Day 8.
Get a Y rank on day 8.
Complete the Collection.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (70/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/480 points)
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)